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Malcolm Smith

Email Me
malcolm.smith@port-p.com

Contact Me
0870 609 9666

I joined Port-P over two years ago, but it feels like much longer, in the nicest possible way. Deciding to join Port-P was based on my wish to work for a company that cared about their customers and to help customers get the right solutions, at the right price, with great service.

Before starting worked at Port-P I successfully completed a BSc Honours degree in E-Business. This provided me with an understanding of the pressures effecting Global to SMEs businesses and the challenges working in a digital age. The successful completion of my degree resulted in securing work with local and central government as an IT Graduate Consultant.

Based in the South Manchester office my role includes working with a range of Public and Private sector organisations throughout the UK. I typically service my accounts with software, desktops, notebooks and security solutions.

Always proud to share a number of novel ideas with the team and happy to tell my accounts that I am always, only a phone call away, apart from two in the morning.

Questions & Answers

If you were stuck on a desert Island what 3 things would you like to have with you?
My Ipod, A satellite phone, 24 pack of Carlsberg Export.

If you were an animal what would you be?
A goose so then I could fly round the world

Sparkling or Still
Sparkling

Who would your dream date be with & where would you want it to be?
Penelope Cruz in the pub

If you could travel back in time and witness any event, what would it be and why?
England winning the 1966 World cup final at Wembley as it probably won’t happen again.

Apart from working for Port-P what is your dream job/occupation and why?
Apart from working for Port-P I would be a Ice cream tester. So I could get paid to eat Ice Cream all day.

If you could choose a super power what would it be?
Stop Time

What was the last album you bought or was bought for you?
Cold play's Viva La Vida

Rock or Pop?
Rock

Which celebrity would you get to play you in the movie of your life?
Clive Owen

Can you believe it's not butter?
No

If somebody gave you £10m, would you get in the ring with Mike Tyson for 12 rounds?
Maybe if I was feeling lucky

If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?
The Himalayas so I can see what its like at the top of the world.

Which cartoon character or superhero most reflects your personality and why?
Jimmy Neutron as I am always into my gadgets.

What's your fondest childhood memory?
Sledging in the snow

Big Brother or Celebrity Get Me Out of Here?
Neither

What is more precious love or money?
Love

If you hadn't already fulfilled your childhood dream of working for Port-P what would you be doing now?
A Top Gun Pilot

What's the best thing about your job?
The best thing about my job is chatting to customers and making a difference.

What would be your ideal fancy dress costume and why?
A Womble because its a bit random.

What's the worst joke you've ever heard?
Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

If you could have one qualification you don't have, what would it be?
Sky diving licence

What's the one thing about you few people know?
I can sleep standing up or pretty much anywhere.

Tea or coffee?
Coffee